A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in.

- Frederick The Great

I love hats, especially when you have bad hair days.

- Chiara Ferragni

I made the Yankee hat more famous than a Yankee can.

- Jay-Z

I collect hats. That's what you do when you're bald.

- James Taylor

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

- Fred Allen

You can always tell a detective on TV. He never takes his hat off.

- Raymond Chandler

[Diplomats are] . . . babies in silk hats playing with dynamite.

- Alexander Woollcott

Foreign policy is really domestic policy with its hat on.

- Hubert H. Humphrey

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

- Fred Allen

I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory.

- Julia Roberts

[A metaphysician is] . . . a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black hat - which isn't there.

- Lord Bowen